October 2011
Piledriver Waltz
Alex Turner
ALEX TURNER - PILEDRIVER WALTZ
September 2011
“A band like The Strokes only comes along once in a lifetime. You should be grateful that they’ve come along in yours.”
— NME (2001)
they marked down the price of clarisonic mias
maybe i should get one. can anyone attest to the effectiveness of it?
Impulse Buys of the Day
OPI Mermaid’s Tears nail polish (Pirates of the Caribbean collection)
Oh, how could I pass up this beautiful man?
- Andrew: I don't know, I hate waking up with 16 bitches all over my dick. And a broken bottle of Jack on my pillow.
- Interviewer: Do you get a lot of groupies?
- Andrew: No.
- Ben: No. Never.
- Interviewer: Well that's a shame. What do you like most about playing music together?
- Ben: Companionship.
- Andrew: Beno's my partner.
- Ben: He beats me.
the bible has the worst fanbase ever
Rafa sent his condolences to the families of the victims of 9/11
He is so thoughtful and has great class in interviews. I love you Rafa <3
Pure class and a beautiful soul
Serena,
you’re going to be my Federer in this tournament.
Win this thing. Make me proud.
Do it on behalf of all of the doubted active legends.
You’re strong. You’re an inspiration. And you’re still showing everyone else how it’s done after all these years.
Let everyone know that rankings don’t matter. It’s the natural skill and attitude.
I grew up watching Serena play. I’ve always supported her, I’ve always loved her. So proud of her when she won.
In the Kingdom of Tennis
Roger Federer - the greatest King of all times
Rafael Nadal - the king’s right hand who is next in line for the throne and has great respect for the king
Andy Murray - the obedient general in court who only wishes to serve the king and has no interest in becoming the king
Novak Djokovic - the evil man in court who is jealous of the King and his right hand, he plots against the king to get the throne and is hated by everyone yet nobody knows why he is on court
wooow i want to cry right now
I don't know if anyone has seen Kristin Bauer's twitter lately.
But, dear lord, if she geeking out.
Every ten seconds I get a tweet to my phone about the US Open.
omg I love all these US Open tweets!
Federer, you better break the fuck back
You have worked TOO hard to lose this now.
Especially after Djokovic did that cunty walk and “look at me bitches” pose around the stadium while Roger was serving.
That was classless, tacky, and disgusting.
Federer, break him. Because shitty people like him with on court antics like that need to be put in their fucking place.
OMG DEUCE LOL
FEDERER IS SERVING FOR THE MATCHHHHH
ROGER, YOU MUST TAKE THIS LAST SET
All of those doubters and people who’ve dismissed you, saying you wouldn’t even make it to the semifinals, saying you’re done and old
YOU CAN’T LET THEM WIN.
YOU ARE THE HERO.
YOU ARE THE PROTAGONIST.
YOU ARE THE CHAMPION IN THIS HELLISH YEAR.
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE.
YOU MUST DO THIS.
hi im ezra koenig from vempire weekend
i like keds chromeo and pink shorts that flatter my erections
addicted to misfits right now
cried when ruth died
