maybe i should get one. can anyone attest to the effectiveness of it?
OPI Mermaid’s Tears nail polish (Pirates of the Caribbean collection)
Oh, how could I pass up this beautiful man?
- Andrew: I don't know, I hate waking up with 16 bitches all over my dick. And a broken bottle of Jack on my pillow.
- Interviewer: Do you get a lot of groupies?
- Andrew: No.
- Ben: No. Never.
- Interviewer: Well that's a shame. What do you like most about playing music together?
- Ben: Companionship.
- Andrew: Beno's my partner.
- Ben: He beats me.
you’re going to be my Federer in this tournament.
Win this thing. Make me proud.
Do it on behalf of all of the doubted active legends.
You’re strong. You’re an inspiration. And you’re still showing everyone else how it’s done after all these years.
Let everyone know that rankings don’t matter. It’s the natural skill and attitude.
I grew up watching Serena play. I’ve always supported her, I’ve always loved her. So proud of her when she won.
Roger Federer - the greatest King of all times
Rafael Nadal - the king’s right hand who is next in line for the throne and has great respect for the king
Andy Murray - the obedient general in court who only wishes to serve the king and has no interest in becoming the king
Novak Djokovic - the evil man in court who is jealous of the King and his right hand, he plots against the king to get the throne and is hated by everyone yet nobody knows why he is on court
But, dear lord, if she geeking out.
Every ten seconds I get a tweet to my phone about the US Open.
omg I love all these US Open tweets!
You have worked TOO hard to lose this now.
Especially after Djokovic did that cunty walk and “look at me bitches” pose around the stadium while Roger was serving.
That was classless, tacky, and disgusting.
Federer, break him. Because shitty people like him with on court antics like that need to be put in their fucking place.
All of those doubters and people who’ve dismissed you, saying you wouldn’t even make it to the semifinals, saying you’re done and old
YOU CAN’T LET THEM WIN.
YOU ARE THE HERO.
YOU ARE THE PROTAGONIST.
YOU ARE THE CHAMPION IN THIS HELLISH YEAR.
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE.
YOU MUST DO THIS.
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i like keds chromeo and pink shorts that flatter my erections
cried when ruth died